My guest is explaining curling. Says people can only call foul on themselves. That may be the most Canadian thing I’ve ever heard.
Curling is a female version of hockey: weird rules and no touching.
Curling is the only way in Canada to get a woman to sweep the floor.
Curling was invented by Canadians, so other nations can finally win them on ice.
p.s. Curling was actually invented in Scotland in the early 16th century.